![]() ![]() The strumpet was his litter mate! Oy vey! It causes one to shudder imagining the harm-the defilement-such a marriage could have incurred! Incest in our family! Never! Still as far as any of us can figure, he has remained celibate although we can’t be absolutely sure. This first experiment with puppy love, albeit, nearly did him in when the truth was revealed. The closest he ever came to tying the knot was when he became romantically unraveled over Bella, a bewitching blond. What’s with the prizes, Nate? Like would it be asking too much to include a Beggin’ Strip now and then?Īs for marriage and children, much to everyone’s surprise, Koda has remained a lifelong bachelor. As for Bingo, there he has another bone to pick. But bowling, he will be the first to admit, does involve an element of danger when he must constantly be on the alert for unintentional head smacks by Bonnie and her long arms. He regularly takes part in Bingo and Wii bowling. Just what she sees in Larry is beyond him.Īs it turns out, Koda is quite the jock. He disdains “How Much Is That Doggie In the Window” as beneath him, but because of his stance against divorce, adores “Love Is A Many Splendored Thing.” He does, however, wish to talk to Elaine about her infatuation with Lawrence Welk whose show Koda has grown weary. This includes Bernie whose arms used to be shorter. His braking power is laudable when he chooses to resist, stretching out his leash to lengths never intended. Yes, clearly defined skid marks roughing up the flooring. Hard! Anyone closely scrutinizing the long hallway throughout Aurora’s first floor will, upon close inspection, know what I’m talking about. Koda’s finely toned leg muscles bring us to this: “the stance.” The frozen stance to be exact where he puts the brakes on. Judgment is on hold, however, concerning her chair yoga although those of us who have seen how well she sits in a chair think she’ll do just fine. It is his earnest prayer that Sandy will be our honorable teacher as she is giving every indication of being especially adept at Tai Chi. ![]() Presently Koda is bursting with anticipation over the announcement of the addition of Tai Chi and chair yoga. There he finds that balancing is his proudest accomplishment (having four legs helps!), along with excelling at deep breathing. Additionally, he regularly exercises, attending classes five days a week. To the envy of us all, he also has never needed Botox. Unlike many Aurora residents, he has retained all his teeth, does not wear hearing aids, has spurned trusses, has no midriff love handles and decries any dependency on Depends. Things are moving slowly, however, as frequently the party plans are put on paws.” I’m Jewish! I’m also in the process of planning a much overdue barkmitzvah. When asked about religion, he arfed, “I never attend church here. Still, what will it take, he wonders, for Nate to run “Lassie Come Home”? He will be the first, however, to admit that when “The Life of Pi” played at our local theater, his blood was stirred by the hotty actresses. There his unparalleled Aurora status is on full display, impolitely ignoring all pertinent topics by arrogantly sleeping through every discussion. Monthly resident meetings remain his top-of-the-list favorite. Personally he prefers MacPhail lectures as opposed to accordion recitals, all the while praying that Brooke will one day put Snoop Dog on the playlist. He, as well, had made sure to take her to all of Aurora’s culturally stimulating events so her mind won’t begin to wander. Let’s face it, he pondered, wasn’t he already giving Bernie all the assistance she needed? Did she honestly want more or was she just trying to get attention? After all, he was-like clockwork-taking her for outdoor walks five times a day making sure her record of never messing in the house remained untarnished. There I promise to be your inexorable BFF forevermore.” Later, as she gently laid him in the car, he inquisitively turned to her … “and, by the way, Lady, which bed will be yours?”Īs life began in Aurora, Koda (which means “friend” in German), gave considerable effort to the thorny issue of whether they did or did not need assisted living. Thereupon he laid on the charm woofing melodiously, “Hello, I’m Koda. Peering at him, she showed a decidedly keen interest. That’s when a nice lady named Bernie came on the scene. Soon, however, home became crowded with multiple identical siblings. He was born in a cardboard box with no birthing coach in attendance. ![]()
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